The Housewife of a Super Hero

Oh you may think it would be fun to live with a super hero, but let me tell you it's not. They never get tired, so they can't understand why you ever need a nap. They have super vision, so they can see any spot you missed dusting from 14 feet away, and their super hearing detects that the television was left on upstairs from the driveway. Their super human strength often means they break the dishes, and their is just no empathy for us mortals. They don't understand how everyone can get in their way, because they have one important crisis after another to resolve. Yes, it's tough being the housewife of a super hero.